- Didi Pickles: [watches Chuckie draw a picture of Chas' face] Chuckie's very artistic, Chas! Say, I-I never noticed before, but i-is he left-handed?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Oh, he's been switching back and forth.
- [shrugs]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: Um, I'm sure it's perfectly normal.
- Charlotte Pickles: *Normal*? You know what being left-handed *means*, don't you?
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [point down at his left palm] Uh, using your left hand?
- Charlotte Pickles: Well, exactly! Which means Chuckie will be different, as in he won't fit in, as in he won't make the right friends, as in... he'll never get into an Ivy League college!
- Didi Pickles: Now, Charlotte, that's not true! Left-handers can do everything right-handers do.
- Drew Pickles: Wasn't Uncle Hugh a lefty?
- Stu Pickles: Yeah. He never had a problem, except remember how he always put his pants on backwards?
- [Stu and Drew burst out laughing]
- Didi Pickles: Stu, please!
- [to Chas]
- Didi Pickles: Chuckie will be just fine.
- Didi Pickles: I think it's very special that Chuckie's left-handed. Only ten percent of the population *is*, you know.
- Charlotte Pickles: Still, he'll need special scissors, desks, notebooks, and he'll never be able to drive a stick shift!
- Didi Pickles: [shrugs] Well, *I* can't even do that.
- Angelica Pickles: Aunt Didi, can I play with Cousin Dil?
- Didi Pickles: No, honey, he's got a little cold today.
- Angelica Pickles: Humph!