Peacemaker (TV Series)
A Whole New Whirled (2022)
Rizwan Manji: Jamil
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Quotes
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Jamil : [to Chris] You're kind of bulky to be a superhero.
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Jamil : Oh, Peacemaker!
Christopher Smith : Yes!
Jamil : You only kill minorities, man!
Christopher Smith : I killed a fair amount of white people too!
Jamil : The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!
Christopher Smith : If somebody's committing a crime...
Jamil : Yes?
Christopher Smith : am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is?
Jamil : No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color, so you see more of them committing crimes!
Christopher Smith : Fine. That's... That's a good point. I will trust white people less in the future, and kill a higher percentage of them. Are you satisfied?
Jamil : Yes. Thank you.
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Jamil : Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? I went to MIT. I don't like the responsibility.
Christopher Smith : You went to MIT?
Jamil : Oh, yeah.
Christopher Smith : [what] the fuck are you doing here?
Jamil : That's my fucking point, man! Why aren't you listening to me?
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Jamil : There's no superhero called Peacemaker.
Christopher Smith : Dude, I'm fuckin' famous.
Jamil : Not that famous. Aquaman, he's famous.
Christopher Smith : Fuck Aquaman!
Jamil : No, man, don't say that. Why say that?
Christopher Smith : He bangs chicks? Good for him. He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that. He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far.
Jamil : Aquaman fucks fish?
Christopher Smith : Yeah.
Jamil : I don't believe it.
Christopher Smith : A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back so he can have his way with a sturgeon
[fish]
Jamil : I refuse to believe that.
Christopher Smith : And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 is lying to me for no reason.