Family Guy (TV Series)
The Man with Two Brians (2008)
Camille Guaty: Puerto Rico Girl
Quotes
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Brian Griffin : Stewie, what are you doing here?
Stewie Griffin : Brian, you gotta come back.
Stewie Griffin : Why?
Brian Griffin : Because New Brian is such a tool. I mean, he's-he's so damn sweet and saccharine and perfect, and he's turning the family into a bunch of douches.
Brian Griffin : Well, big deal. You always told me I was a douche.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, but you were my douche, Brian. My douche. Come back and be my douche again.
Puerto Rico Girl : Hi, I'm looking for Glenn?
Stewie Griffin : Oh! What happened to your leg?
Glen Quagmire : [as she runs away crying, he runs after her] Damn it, Brian!
Stewie Griffin : Come back home, Brian. I tell you what. When this is all over, I'll make you some pie with a nice dollop of Cool wHip.
Brian Griffin : There it is again. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?
Stewie Griffin : [sighing] That's exactly why I miss you, Brian.