"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Nightman Cometh (TV Episode 2008) - Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds

Dee Reynolds : Charlie, don't screw me like this. Come on.

Charlie Kelly : Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell you something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, okay, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, okay, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So you tell me, Little Miss All That, what do you want to do? Song or no song?
Dee Reynolds : [singing] Tiny boy / little boy / baby boy / I need you... Tiny boy / baby boy / want to make love to you, boy...
Charlie Kelly : She also transcribed my work into a format you might consider a little bit more legible.

Dee Reynolds : Or literate. She added words to it.
Dee Reynolds : Real quickly, okay, just a couple of things. I can't really move my arms in this thing so I think I need to rip the pit.

Charlie Kelly : It is a rental. Do not rip that costume, okay? It's very expensive.

Dee Reynolds : All right, fine, but one other thing. I wrote a song, I'm gonna throw it in.

Charlie Kelly : I swear to God, you cannot add a song.

Dee Reynolds : It's gonna happen.

Charlie Kelly : I will smack your face off of your face!

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds