- Mike Merritt: [in a "Green Your Routine" PSA] I guess it's easier for NBC to get a little more green before they get a little more black.
- Conan O'Brien: [after his "Green Your Routine" PSA doesn't play at first] This is the worst show on television.
- Joel Godard: [in a "Green Your Routine" PSA] One simple way to reduce energy consumption is by turning off all the lights in your household. It's as easy as flipping a switch, or not paying your electric bill for seven months because you kept spending your money on barbiturates.