The Kominsky Method (TV Series)

Chapter 21. Near, Far, Wherever You Are (2021)

Michael Douglas: Sandy Kominsky

Quotes 

• Roz : Martin's mother made a joke about Mindy's weight.

  Sandy Kominsky : What kind of joke?

  Roz : Is there a good kind?

• Sandy Kominsky : [Sandy tucks Roz into bed]  You all comfy?

  Roz : Yes.

  Sandy Kominsky : Hmm. Want another blanket?

  Roz : No. I'm fine.

  Sandy Kominsky : Okay. You got water, meds, book, phone. Anything else that you need?

  Roz : No. That's it.

  Sandy Kominsky : Okay. I'm off.

  Roz : [Sandy gives Roz a kiss on the forehead]  What, no tongue?

  Sandy Kominsky : Ooh, you want tongue. I'll give you tongue.

  Roz : Oh, shit, no. I was just bluffing

• Roz : Martin should have said something, but that doesn't mean he's not a good guy.

  Sandy Kominsky : He's just trying to be respectful of his mom.

  Mindy Kominsky : Fuck him! The whole time she was picking me apart, he was looking down at his shoes. Stupid, ugly homemade shoes.

  Mindy Kominsky : [Referring to the cup of tea in front of her]  You got anything stronger?

  Sandy Kominsky : Uh, bourbon?

  Mindy Kominsky : Bring it!

  Mindy Kominsky : I don't care how old she is. I don't take that shit from anybody.

  Roz : Nor should you.

  Mindy Kominsky : The last person who talked to me like that is still looking for his left nut.

• Estelle : [to Sandy]  My Martin has done very well for himself, despite the fact that he's had to overcome many handicaps.

  Martin : Wait a minute. What handicaps?

  Estelle : And if, at this point in his life, he has chosen your daughter to settle down with...

  Sandy Kominsky : Settle down? He's an old man with a shitty ticker! He's down, lady, okay? He's down.