Family Guy (TV Series)

Three Kings (2009)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson, Joey Duchamp, Boggs

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Quotes 

• Joey Duchamp : [getting run over by a second train immediately after a first]  What an odd, clustered train schedule!

• Joe Swanson : Mr. Sheldon?

  Brian Sheldon : Oh, my God, I'm saved! Let's get out of here before Stewie gets back.

  [Two shotgun blasts are heard and Joe's legs are blown off. Joe screams in agony] 

  Joe Swanson : AHH! My legs! Now I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair!

  [Stewie enters the house and points the shotgun at Joe] 

  Stewie Wilkes : No, you're not.

  [He shoots Joe and blood splatters all over his face] 

• Peter Griffin : The year was 1955. And the voice in my head was that of Richard Dreyfuss.

  Richard Dreyfuss : [narrating]  I never had friends like the ones I had when I was 12. There was me, Petey Lachance...

  Petey Lachance : Anyone else fed up with this oversaturation of media? Three channels and still nothing on.

  Richard Dreyfuss : Then there was Joey Duchamps. The voice in his head was Roy Scheider.

  Roy Scheider : How are you, Richard?

  Richard Dreyfuss : Fine, Roy. How are you?

  Roy Scheider : Good, good. We should grab a drink sometime and catch up, maybe reminisce about "Jaws".

  Richard Dreyfuss : Great, you should give me a call sometime. My number's 555...

  Roy Scheider : Wait, wait. What? 555?

  Richard Dreyfuss : Uh, yeah.

  Roy Scheider : You know what, Richard? If you don't want to have drinks, just say so. You don't have to be a dick about it.

  Joey Duchamp : Oh, please, make the voices stop!