Corner Gas (TV Series)

All That and a Bag of Chips (2008)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [following Karen out of the Ruby]  Karen! You walked out without paying for your muffin.

  Karen Pelly : Oh, sorry!

  Fitzy : [from off-screen]  Hey, it's the muffin stealing cop!

  Karen Pelly : [whipping around]  Who said that?

  [cut to where Fitzy's standing next to a boy. They both point at each other] 

  Fitzy : I said it.

  Oscar Leroy : [coming out of Corner Gas with Emma]  What's going on?

  Fitzy : Karen stole a muffin.

  Oscar Leroy : Ooh!

  Karen Pelly : I did not!

  Lacey Burrows : It's no big deal. I stopped her before she got away.

  Karen Pelly : Got away? I just forgot!

  Oscar Leroy : Right. I just forgot to pay my taxes.

  Emma Leroy : I paid them.

  Oscar Leroy : What did you do that for?

  Karen Pelly : Look, I'm paying for the muffin now. It's no big deal.

  Lacey Burrows : It could happen to anybody.

  Karen Pelly : Has it?

  Lacey Burrows : No.

• Davis Quinton : Hey, Lacey?

  Lacey Burrows : Yes, Davis?

  Davis Quinton : You forgot to pay a ticket.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh right, I forgot to pay a ticket. How embarrassing.

  Davis Quinton : A ticket for public indecency.

  [everyone in the Ruby looks up] 

  Karen Pelly : Now we're getting somewhere!

  Lacey Burrows : No, no, I think you mean a parking ticket.

  Davis Quinton : No. You flashed Old Man Caruthers.

  Old Man Caruthers : [to Lacey]  You flashed me? Oh, I wish I could remember that.