Corner Gas (TV Series)

All That and a Bag of Chips (2008)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [following Karen out of the Ruby]  Karen! You walked out without paying for your muffin.

  Karen Pelly : Oh, sorry!

  Fitzy : [from off-screen]  Hey, it's the muffin stealing cop!

  Karen Pelly : [whipping around]  Who said that?

  [cut to where Fitzy's standing next to a boy. They both point at each other] 

  Fitzy : I said it.

  Oscar Leroy : [coming out of Corner Gas with Emma]  What's going on?

  Fitzy : Karen stole a muffin.

  Oscar Leroy : Ooh!

  Karen Pelly : I did not!

  Lacey Burrows : It's no big deal. I stopped her before she got away.

  Karen Pelly : Got away? I just forgot!

  Oscar Leroy : Right. I just forgot to pay my taxes.

  Emma Leroy : I paid them.

  Oscar Leroy : What did you do that for?

  Karen Pelly : Look, I'm paying for the muffin now. It's no big deal.

  Lacey Burrows : It could happen to anybody.

  Karen Pelly : Has it?

  Lacey Burrows : No.

• [Oscar notices an empty plate on the dinner table] 

  Oscar Leroy : Who's that for?

  Emma Leroy : Oscar, I don't want to shock you but you have a son.

  Oscar Leroy : How could I forget? He's always over here mooching. Drinkin' our drinks, foodin' our food!

  Emma Leroy : Foodin'?

  Oscar Leroy : Eatin' our eats! He's a no-good freeloader.

  Emma Leroy : There's good freeloaders?

  Brent Leroy : [entering]  Who's a freeloader? Hey, free meatloaf! I'll have a load of that.