- Lacey Burrows: [following Karen out of the Ruby] Karen! You walked out without paying for your muffin.
- Karen Pelly: Oh, sorry!
- Fitzy: [from off-screen] Hey, it's the muffin stealing cop!
- Karen Pelly: [whipping around] Who said that?
- [cut to where Fitzy's standing next to a boy. They both point at each other]
- Fitzy: I said it.
- Oscar Leroy: [coming out of Corner Gas with Emma] What's going on?
- Fitzy: Karen stole a muffin.
- Oscar Leroy: Ooh!
- Karen Pelly: I did not!
- Lacey Burrows: It's no big deal. I stopped her before she got away.
- Karen Pelly: Got away? I just forgot!
- Oscar Leroy: Right. I just forgot to pay my taxes.
- Emma Leroy: I paid them.
- Oscar Leroy: What did you do that for?
- Karen Pelly: Look, I'm paying for the muffin now. It's no big deal.
- Lacey Burrows: It could happen to anybody.
- Karen Pelly: Has it?
- Lacey Burrows: No.
- Brent Leroy: [to Hank and Wanda, who are trying to crack the password on Hank's laptop] Mind if I try?
- Wanda Dollard: You?
- [laughs]
- Wanda Dollard: Look, if I can't figure it...
- Brent Leroy: And I'm in.
- Wanda Dollard: What? What is it?
- Brent Leroy: Your pet's name.
- Hank Yarbo: Wiggles? We tried that.
- Brent Leroy: No, literally the words 'your pets name'.
- Wanda Dollard: I have to admit, I was not prepared for that level of stupidity. How did you crack it?
- Brent Leroy: I just had to think like a Hank who was trying to outsmart a Wanda.
- [Wanda and Hank look at him before nodding slowly]
- Brent Leroy: Plus, I was standing beside Hank when he typed it in.
- [Oscar notices an empty plate on the dinner table]
- Oscar Leroy: Who's that for?
- Emma Leroy: Oscar, I don't want to shock you but you have a son.
- Oscar Leroy: How could I forget? He's always over here mooching. Drinkin' our drinks, foodin' our food!
- Emma Leroy: Foodin'?
- Oscar Leroy: Eatin' our eats! He's a no-good freeloader.
- Emma Leroy: There's good freeloaders?
- Brent Leroy: [entering] Who's a freeloader? Hey, free meatloaf! I'll have a load of that.
- Davis Quinton: I've done my bit. I've kept her name out of the paper.
- [cut to the Howler with the headline 'Unnamed Cop in Muffin Scandal', which has a photo of Karen under it]
- Davis Quinton: Hey, Lacey?
- Lacey Burrows: Yes, Davis?
- Davis Quinton: You forgot to pay a ticket.
- Lacey Burrows: Oh right, I forgot to pay a ticket. How embarrassing.
- Davis Quinton: A ticket for public indecency.
- [everyone in the Ruby looks up]
- Karen Pelly: Now we're getting somewhere!
- Lacey Burrows: No, no, I think you mean a parking ticket.
- Davis Quinton: No. You flashed Old Man Caruthers.
- Old Man Caruthers: [to Lacey] You flashed me? Oh, I wish I could remember that.