- Gaius: Pass the salt please.
- [Merlin hands him an apple without looking]
- Gaius: You all right?
- Merlin: What? Yeah. I've just got a few things on my mind, that's all.
- Gaius: Anything you'd like to talk to me about?
- Merlin: I can't imagine you'd be interested.
- Gaius: So long as you're sure.
- Merlin: I should be getting to work.
- [Merlin gets up and heads to the door behind him]
- Gaius: Er, Merlin?
- [Merlin stops and turns]
- Gaius: That's a broom cupboard.