Arthur (I) (2011)

Luis Guzmán: Bitterman

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• Arthur : [before introducing himself to Susan's father]  What am I doing here, Bitterman?

  Bitterman : Uh, you asked me to drive you to the Burt Johnson Tower.

  Arthur : But if you were me...

  Bitterman : I would like that very much.

  Arthur : That's very flattering. But if you were me and you were in this situation... what would you do? What should I say?

  Bitterman : Uh, I'd go in there and say, um, "Mr. Johnson, I like your tower, but I love your daughter."

  Arthur : But I don't love his daughter.

  Bitterman : Don't say that, because then he'll say no.