- Mark L. Walberg: [parody of The Moment of Truth] Ever told your wife you liked her dress when you really didn't?
- Contestant: Yes.
- Mark L. Walberg: Ever cheated on your taxes?
- Contestant: Yes.
- Mark L. Walberg: Ever used the n-word in anger?
- Contestant: Yes.
- Mark L. Walberg: Ever put your penis in a Slinky?
- Contestant: Ye... uh, no.
- Mark L. Walberg: You lose!