Ed Reed: Timmy

Quotes 

• Timmy : [Back at the meat department window]  Hey, you got any more of these free samples that were out here?

  Angry Meat Worker : Hey, buddy, look around! There are no free samples!

  Timmy : [Looks down at what he was eating]  Oh... okay, gotta go.

• Bob : Well it's either that or we talk about all the weapons we'd use in the zombie apocalypse.

  Timmy : Ooh, chainsaw in one hand, shotgun in the other.

  Jenkins : Oh God, not again!

  Newman : Like Beowulf, bare hands!

  Pat : [Calmly over the chaotic shouting]  You guys are not thinking realistically. You need a semi-automatic rifle, and a bludgeoning tool.

  Jenkins : God, not again.

  Timmy : Chainsaw. Shotgun.

  Madore : Chainsaws don't work.

  Timmy : Shotgun. Chainsaw.

  Madore : [Angrily shouts]  Chainsaws don't work!

  [Turns to Newman] 

  Madore : You stop it!

  Pat : My preference? Crowbar.

• Timmy : Don't even get me started on zombies.

• Timmy : [watching Pat take his car keys out of his van's sun visor, Terminator 2 style]  You... keep your keys up there?

  Pat : Yeah, everybody does. Don't all you guys keep your keys up there?

  Everybody : [as though it's obvious]  Yeah!

  Pat : You don't? What the hell's the matter with you?

  [Starts van while eying Timmy with suspicion and disgust]