Mr. Lawrence: Edward, Dave, Ping-Pong

Quotes 

• Edward : Lazlo!

  Lazlo : [meekly]  Yes, Edward?

  Edward : What day is today?

  Lazlo : Why, it's Edward Day, silly!

  [He imitates Edward] 

  Lazlo : I mean, "It's Edward Day, can't you read, loser?"

  [He talks in his normal voice again] 

  Lazlo : How'd I do?

• Edward : Well... at least I'm still Edward!