Skins (TV Series)

Everyone (2009)

Ollie Barbieri: Jonah 'JJ' Jones

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Quotes 

• JJ : Do you know what Naomi is spelled backwards?

  Cook : What?

  JJ : I moan.

• Kieran : We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves. Right, I'll start. Christ. Uh, I'm Kieran and I hate being a fucking teacher.

  [to JJ] 

  Kieran : You.

  JJ : I'm JJ. With regard to mathematic aptitude, I'm in the top 0.3% of the population which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically, my communication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles.

  Kieran : Yeah, you've stopped me in my fucking tracks there.

  [to Katie] 

  Kieran : Yeah, you.

  Katie : I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven.

  Kieran : Congratulations.

  [to Emily] 

  Kieran : You.

  Emily : I'm Emily. Never had a boyfriend.

  Kieran : Shit happens.

  [to Naomi] 

  Kieran : You.

  Naomi : I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me.

  Effy Stonem : I'm Effy and I think my mum's having an affair.

  Kieran : Good one. Shows enterprise.

  [to Freddie] 

  Kieran : What about you, big man?

  Freddie McLair : I'm Freddie. I met a girl I liked today. She's like beautiful. That's it.