Just Swipe (2021)

David Lipper: Brandon, Daniel

Quotes 

• Brandon : I keep having these moments where I realize certain things are just gone forever. Like toasting.

  Vanessa : Jesus. You're right. We used to touch our glasses together and then drink from them.

  Brandon : We used to literally blow out candles all over a cake that we cut up and distributed to children.

• Vanessa : I can't believe how clear the sky is. I swear to God I see stars.

  Brandon : Maybe that's why this all happened. So the earth could take a deep, long breath without us humans screwing it up like we always do.

  Vanessa : What if Covid is the earth's immune system and we're the virus?

  Brandon : Whoa.

• Vanessa : There's something so weird about no-contact trick-or-treating.

  Brandon : The kids don't care as long as they get their candy. They actually prefer it. No small talk.

• Brandon : I've watched every video on the Internet. Every single one.

  Vanessa : I haven't worn a bra in weeks.

  Brandon : Me neither!

  Vanessa : I went to go get something out of my purse yesterday and I was like "Oh, yeah, we used to have purses."

  Brandon : Pretty sure my shoes think I died.

• Brandon : I lied about something.

  Vanessa : OK...

  Brandon : I don't have day and night pajamas. What I actually have is inside pajamas and outside pajamas.

  Vanessa : And those are?

  Brandon : Outside pajamas, of course. What kind of Neanderthal would greet a lady in his inside pajamas?

• Vanessa : Guys. You're being psycho.

  Brandon : I think it's sweet. A little psycho, but they obviously care about you very much. And I don't blame them, because you're wonderful.

  Donna : Fun fact. Ted Bundy was one of the most charming guys you'd ever meet.

  Vanessa : That fact is not fun.