Sara Kubida: Waitress

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• Waitress : What can I get for you, sir?

  Sean - the Agent : I need something with a lot of carbs. You got spaghetti, something like that?

  Waitress : Do you see it on the giant menu behind my head?

  Sean - the Agent : Look, I just want something with a lot of carbs. You want to know why?

  Waitress : Why.

  Sean - the Agent : Because I'm going out tonight. Want to know something else?

  Waitress : What.

  Sean - the Agent : If I go out tonight, I'm gonna get laid.

  Waitress : Great.

  Sean - the Agent : Want to know something else?

  Waitress : There's more?

  Sean - the Agent : Sex with me? That's a workout. So I'm carbing up... for a workout.

  Waitress : That's cute.

  Sean - the Agent : You think?

  Waitress : I'm still not giving you my number.

  Sean - the Agent : What if I give you mine?

  Waitress : Sir, do you want anything?

  Sean - the Agent : ...handjob?

  Waitress : Okay, I'm calling the manager.