- Beavis: Whoa, Butt-Head, look. I found a clue. Look, a turd.
- Butt-Head: Hmm, now we're getting somewhere, Beavis. Finally a clue.
- Beavis: Yeah.
- Butt-Head: Now, why would someone put a turd in a toilet? Hmm.
- Beavis: It just doesn't make sense. Wait a minute. Maybe someone took a dump.
- Butt-Head: [slaps him] Damn it, Beavis, shut up. I'm thinking.
- Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
- Butt-Head: Beavis, you mean well, but you're a dumbass. I have figured it out. That turd can mean only one thing. This mummy is disgusting.
- Beavis: Butt-Head, I think I found a clue. Check it out. There's words.
- Butt-Head: Hmm, words. Let's see. Jason... eats... balls. Jason eats balls. Hmm
- Beavis: But what does it mean?
- Butt-Head: Who is Jason? Why does he eat balls? Whose balls does he eat?
- Beavis: Ah, the mummy's balls?
- Butt-Head: Perhaps.
- Beavis: Maybe we should ask those girls.
- Butt-Head: Beavis, those girls weren't even smart enough to figure out how to get in the escape room. They're gonna think we're geniuses when we get out.
- Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe they'll be dumb enough to score with us.
- Butt-Head: As soon as the director says "cut", that hot girl's gonna leave the dork and go score with Cole Dodds.