Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back to Earth (Part One) (2009)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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Quotes 

• [Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water] 

  Rimmer : How does eating tomatoes save water?

  Lister : It's coming!

  [Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers] 

  Lister : Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?

• [Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up] 

  Rimmer : Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?

  Lister : Sounds like the last time you had sex!

  Rimmer : Lister

  [picks up his text book] 

  Rimmer : you need to get a life!

• [Cat has described what happened on G deck] 

  Cat : I need counselling!

  Rimmer : You got that right!

• Lister : This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?

  Rimmer : Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!

• Rimmer : [Indicating Katerina]  I hate her!

  Lister : I like her. I like her a lot!

• Rimmer : [On the trip to the water tank]  In spirit, i'll be down there with you - in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag!

• Rimmer : [Spotting that the others are in trouble]  What would those clowns do without me?