Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Beefcake (2009)

Jonathan Cake: Cole Barker

Quotes 

• John Casey : Don't be a hero on this one, Bartowski. Leave it to the pros!

  Chuck Bartowski : Excuse me, I *am* a pro! My job is a certified Computer and Electronics Technician.

  Cole Parker : Great cover.

  John Casey : It's not a cover. It's his life.

• Cole Parker : What level is his pain tolerance?

  Sarah Walker : I'd say about a one out of ten.

  Chuck Bartowski : WHAT? A *one*? I'd say I'm least an eight!

  Sarah Walker : Chuck, the torture hasn't started yet.

  Chuck Bartowski : This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay. Put me down for a one.

• Cole Parker : Do you really think the C.I.A. would put its entire database of secrets in his head? He's a pathetic weakling. How could they send him on assignments? How could even withstand torture?

  Sarah Walker : It's true. He's just a Computer and Electronics Technician, a brave one, but he's not the Intersect!

  Alexis : Then who is?

  Cole Parker : Me! I'm the Intersect!

  Chuck Bartowski : NO he's not! It's me! Okay and I resent the fact that I couldn't stand up to torture. Do your worst. In fact, you could stick that incredibly long needle in my eye and I still wouldn't tell you anything!

• Alexis : We will try... a different approach. Tell me who the Intersect is by three... or I inject Agent Walker with enough Ricin to kill an army!... One... two...

  Cole Parker , Chuck Bartowski : It's me!

• Cole Parker : Well, I guess I better be heading out. Chuck, thanks for risking your life for me. Don't ever do it again.

  Chuck Bartowski : Don't worry, I won't.