Chicago Fire (TV Series)
Funny What Things Remind Us (2021)
Christian Stolte: Randall McHolland
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Quotes
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Stella Kidd : All right. Out with it. What is the deal with you and this Rutledge guy, Mouch?
Randall McHolland : We worked together back at 55. There was a La-Z-Boy. Green leather, reclining. Everyone knew this chair was my spot. But then, one day, Rutledge starts sitting in it like he's king of the castle.
Stella Kidd : Uh-oh.
Randall McHolland : So I rigged up an IV bag under the cushion with the tube pointing north. Rutledge sits down, and shazam. It looks like he wet himself.
Blake Gallo : Good one.
Randall McHolland : Yeah. Well, things escalated from there. It only ended when I transferred to 51. But after this morning, he needs a firm reminder: you don't mess with Randall McHolland. Ever.
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Christopher Herrmann : [upon seeing a sign with Mouch dressed as an elf saying there are free donuts at 51] That is pretty good.
Sylvie Brett : Oh, come on, you can do way better than this, Mouch. You gotta hit him back. Hit him back hard.
Blake Gallo : She's right.
Trudy Platt : [walks up and sees the sign] You don't dance for me like that, baby.
Randall McHolland : [through gritted teeth] All you gotta do is ask.
Trudy Platt : Huh.
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Blake Gallo : [looking at post Mouch made after he vandalized Rutledge's firehouse] Hey, Mouch, your post is blowing up.
Christopher Herrmann : Wow, Rutledge's House of Doughnuts. Look at his face.
Blake Gallo : So good.
Darren Ritter : Ah, yeah, that's a cute prank.
Randall McHolland : Cute? I'll have you know Rutledge was devastated.
Darren Ritter : Yeah, no, I could see that.
Randall McHolland : Yeah, mess with the bull.
Gianna Mackey : Gallo, would you ever pull a prank like that?
Blake Gallo : Me? No, no. I'm pro-prank. Just anti-good at them.
Gianna Mackey : Hmm. Jackson-- one of my kids-- he could give you some lessons. That boy...
[laughs]
Gianna Mackey : He's a mischief master. All right, I'll see you.
Blake Gallo : Did she just say she has kids?
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Randall McHolland : [working with Gallo and Ritter to think up of a prank to get back at Rutlegde] Let's hear some pitches. Go.
Blake Gallo : What about doughnut glaze?
Randall McHolland : That's your pitch?
Blake Gallo : Yeah, I don't know. It's an arena. You know, a jumping off point.
Darren Ritter : What if...
Randall McHolland : I like it. Keep going.
Darren Ritter : What if we had trick doughnuts delivered? Instead of Boston cream filling, it's, like, mayonnaise?
Randall McHolland : Not bad, but it's time to think big. Kidd. Didn't Kylie used to work at a doughnut shop?
Stella Kidd : Uh-huh.
Randall McHolland : Uh-huh. And did she leave on good terms? Could she hook us up?
Stella Kidd : I can ask her.
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Matthew Casey : [Mouch and Gallo are holding big art supplies] What's all this?
Randall McHolland : Uh, would you mind if we all head out for a quick errand?
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Randall McHolland : [drilling the "0" out of Engine 40's sign] Almost got it.
[Grainger walks out and sees Mouch]
Greg Grainger : A little to the left.
[Mouch nods]
Greg Grainger : [walks to Casey standing by Truck 81] Captain.
Matthew Casey : Lieutenant. Mouch assured me any property damage would be negligible.
Greg Grainger : Cool, and if my men ask, I tried to stop this.
Matthew Casey : Noted.
Greg Grainger : Hey, quick question. That blonde paramedic in your house-- I think her last name is Brett?
Matthew Casey : What about her?
Greg Grainger : How does she feel about firefighters? I know some women don't like dating inside the CFD. I'll cut to the chase-- is she seeing anyone?
Matthew Casey : No. No, she's not.
Randall McHolland : That should do it.
[Gallo laughs]
Rutledge : [walks out of the firehouse] The hell you doing, McHolland?
Randall McHolland : Oh, I just thought since you'd rather eat doughnuts than help out your fellow firefighters, you should have the right signage.
[takes a picture of his vandalism and Rutledge]
Rutledge : What? That the best you got?
[Mouch shows Kidd and Gallo his picture]
Stella Kidd : Oh, nice filter.
Blake Gallo : Now just click share.
Randall McHolland : And... Boom! Okay, guys, we're done.
Rutledge : Oh, you're not done, McHolland. You're finished.
Randall McHolland : [laughs as he walks away, not taking Rutledge's warning seriously] Uh-huh.