Eastbound & Down (TV Series)

Chapter 1 (2009)

Jennifer Irwin: Cassie Powers

Quotes 

• Kenny Powers : Ya'll get that tanning bed i sent ya'll last year?

  Cassie Powers : Yeah, you mean the one you sent three years ago?

  Kenny Powers : Wow. Three years... hmm. Well, it IS a tanning bed.

• Cassie Powers : Her name is Rose, named after Ms. Kate Winslet in the movie 'Titanic'.

  Kenny Powers : [laughs]  Y'all named your daughter after fucking 'Titanic'?

  Dustin Powers : Cassie's favorite movie.

  Kenny Powers : [laughs]  Wow, you gotta be shittin' me.

  [points to Dustin's son] 

  Kenny Powers : What's his name, fuckin' Shrek?

• Cassie Powers : [about Kenny]  Dustin, I know it is our Christ-given duty to help out family, but can't we just kill him instead?

• Kenny Powers : When we were kids, me and your Dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers that used live down the street from us. Hilarious! I mean this guy was the most ruthless one! Now, I'm sittin here, he's got a family, nice shirt on.

  Cassie Powers : We try to teach our children not to make fun of others who are challenged.

  Kenny Powers : Mongoloid Mike? Is that what you used to call him?

• Kenny Powers : My minds still blown you got three kids. I remember when you were having this one.

  [points to Wayne] 

  Kenny Powers : Old blondy over here.

  Dustin Powers : We got three.

  Kenny Powers : Three handsome young men. The POWER'S way.

  Dustin Powers : uhh... littlest one's a girl.

  Cassie Powers : [to baby Rose]  You certainly are.

  [to Kenny] 

  Cassie Powers : Her name is ROSE. Named after Ms. Kate Winslet in the movie 'TITANIC'

  Kenny Powers : [laughing]  Ya'll named your daughter after fuckin' TITANIC?

  Dustin Powers : It's Cassie's favorite movie.

  Kenny Powers : Oh wow. You gotta be shittin' me.

  [points to boy next to Wayne] 

  Kenny Powers : What's his name? Fuckin' Shrek?

  [pause] 

  Kenny Powers : No, huh?

• Cassie Powers : You get the Christmas cards we got you this year?

  Kenny Powers : Uhh, yeah I think so, yeah. I mean I get a shit ton of fan mail, so it's a lot of mail to go through. So, uhh yeah I think I did. Ya'll get that tanning bed I sent ya'll last year?

  Cassie Powers : Yeah the one you sent three years ago?

  Kenny Powers : Three years? Wow. Um. Um. Well it is a tannin' bed, you know. So...

  [to the boys] 

  Kenny Powers : you boys ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers who used to live down the streets from us. Hilarious

  [referencing Dustin] 

  Kenny Powers : I mean this guy was the most ruthless one. Now, I'm sitting here, he has a family. He's got a nice shirt on.

  Cassie Powers : We try to teach our children NOT to make fun of others who are challenged

  Kenny Powers : 'MONGOLOID' Mike. Is that what we used to call him? We used to bush his head open with a stick. Remember that?

  Cassie Powers : Okay. I think we're gonna tone down the language, right.