Corner Gas (TV Series)

TV Free Dog River (2009)

Janet Wright: Emma Leroy

Quotes 

• [at Oscar's TV speakeasy] 

  Oscar Leroy : Hey, Jim! Your usual spot?

  Jim : Please.

  Oscar Leroy : Lacey, Jim's here! Two sticky buns, pronto!

  Lacey Burrows : Coming right up! Hiya, Jim.

  Oscar Leroy : [he hears a noise upstairs]  It's Emma! Okay everyone, you know the drill!

  Lacey Burrows : Come on!

  [everyone hurries to put away the TV and bring out a card table while Emma comes down the stairs] 

  Emma Leroy : What are you all doing down here?

  Oscar Leroy : Hey, Emma! Just a friendly game of cards.

  Emma Leroy : Cards?

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah.

  Emma Leroy : What do you think I am, an idiot?

  [Emma pulls away a cardboard box expecting to find a TV set, but all she finds is a radio] 

  Oscar Leroy : [turning it on]  Oh-ho, a radio! Thanks Emma!

  Karen Pelly : [radio]  You're listening to DRPD!

  [fart noise and car horn sound effects] 

  Lacey Burrows : Maybe we don't need the radio...