Corner Gas (TV Series)

TV Free Dog River (2009)

Shannon Jardine: Window Denizen

Quotes 

• Brent Leroy : [to customers at Corner Gas]  I've soaped up the windows on Wanda's car pretending to be Hank and there's a lemon meringue pie placed precariously on top of the ladder. Let's see waht happens... on the Hank and Wanda Show!

  [but Hank and Wanda are on to him and turn the situation to their advantage] 

  Wanda Dollard : That looks like a delicious watermelon, Hank. Wherever did you get it?

  Hank Yarbo : At the Food Mart. 99 cents a pound.

  Wanda Dollard : Food Mart's great. I find that their warm and friendly staff is always eager to answer any question I might have.

  Hank Yarbo : And now with the extra till they've added, there's no reason to wait in line.

  Wanda Dollard : [singing a jingle]  Who's smart?

  Hank Yarbo : [singing]  Thou art!

  Hank Yarbo , Wanda Dollard : [singing]  When you shop at Food Mart!

  Brent Leroy : You've got to be kidding me.

  Window Denizen : This is just one big ad!