Repo Chick (2009)

Jenna Colby: Eggi

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Quotes 

• Eggi : So, Aguas, how long have you been Savage's uncle?

• Sixsixsix : [Interviewing Pixxi for her reality show]  Take two.

  Eggi : So, what was it like, your first day on the job?

  Repo Chick : Well, you know, at first, I kind of felt bad, you know? Having to get up real early and dress way down just to... to fit in. But once I started doing the work, I realized that I too could make a difference. It's like my friend the Dalai Lama said, "When he returned to his own city, he saw no throne."

• Lorenzo : Okay... there is another reason we invited you here.

  [attendants pop champagne corks] 

  Eggi : And what is that, Mr. Green?

  Lorenzo : The criminalization of golf.