Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Blue Flu (2021)
Melissa Fumero: Amy Santiago
Quotes
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Amy Santiago : I need your help. Our arrests are still way down. But according to the pedometers, our Hitchcock-and-Scullys are out there logging miles on the beat. How are they not seeing crimes?
Hitchcock : [over video chat] How do you know they're walking?
Amy Santiago : I just told you -- their pedometer numbers are through the roof.
Scully : Oh, poor, simple Amy. It's like you've ever had to mess with a medical device in order to trick your life insurance agent. Watch and learn.
Amy Santiago : [cut to the lazy detectives wasting their time on massage chairs] They're just using the massage chairs to jiggle their pedometers!
Hitchcock : [over video chat] Life always finds a way.
Amy Santiago : To do what?
Scully : To do nothing.