- Zoe Halsey: [disgusted] Their Poachers
- Mitch Hanover: [deeply offended] HEY...
- [glowers]
- Mitch Hanover: We Don't Like The Use Of That P Word Round Here
- [last lines]
- Mitch Hanover: [badly crippled by Zoe] Charlie
- [sees his unresponsive as he crawls from the wreckage]
- Mitch Hanover: That Bitch
- [to the approaching Hyenas]
- Mitch Hanover: Get Away From Here
- [as they surround him he chuckles in despair at the irony of his situation]
- Mitch Hanover: Get Away
- [cackles maniacally as said Hyena pack moves in for the kill]
- [last lines]
- Jack Halsey: [desperately] My Family
- Charlie: [gloating] Don't Worry They'll Soon Be Joining You
- Mitch Hanover: [raises his Kalashnikov rifle] Welcome
- [takes aim...]
- Mitch Hanover: To Africa
- [... and executes Jack]
- Billy Mason: Thank The Benevolent Gods For Doing This
- [looks skyward]
- Billy Mason: And fuck you for doing this too me
- Noah Halsey: Does the air conditioner work?
- Car Guy: [laughs] No, the air conditioner does not work. Have a lovely day.
- Lauren Halsey: Ready to go?
- Noah Halsey: Got your insulin?
- Lauren Halsey: Yes I do, who's ready for an adventure?
- Jack Halsey: Great news, we get to do our own safari today.
- Lauren Halsey: What?
- Jack Halsey: Yeah, our friend Lucas back there, he just told me if we wanted the best experience possible, we gotta do it in the park on our own.
- Billy Mason: That doesn't sound right.
- Lauren Halsey: Don't we need a guard?
- Zoe Halsey: And guns?
- Jack Halsey: No no no, all that stuff is just fluff, it's extra.
- Noah Halsey: How can they not have a paved road from the airport?
- Jack Halsey: It's a developing nation, I guess they don't have the money for those kinds of things.
- Lauren Halsey: You've been fired?
- Jack Halsey: You looked at my phone? that's an invasion of my priv...
- Lauren Halsey: Don't you dare, Jack.
- Jack Halsey: Give me my phone, give me my phone.
- Lauren Halsey: What happened?
- Jack Halsey: Nothing, I wasn't fired. It was, it's an administrative leave.
- Lauren Halsey: Jack, stop it!
- Jack Halsey: Nothing happened, okay?
- Lauren Halsey: What happened?
- Jack Halsey: Nothing! There was a small problem with our Dakota pipeline and it, it's standard procedure to put the production manager on administrative leave while they clean it up.
- Lauren Halsey: Clean it up? What, was there a spill?
- Jack Halsey: A little bit, it was handled, I mean maybe a little late.
- Lauren Halsey: Well how, how bad was it? Why didn't you tell me?
- Jack Halsey: I didn't tell you because I wanted you to enjoy this vacation, okay? God knows it cost enough!
- Lauren Halsey: What? Do we have to worry about money now?
- Jack Halsey: Things could get a little tight and we might need to tighten our belts a little after this.
- Lauren Halsey: Are you going to be fired?
- Jack Halsey: No I'm not going to be fired, okay? No, it's not like that, I don't think so.
- Jack Halsey: [facing air turbulence] If I want a roller coaster, I'll take Six Flags.
- Lauren Halsey: Lighten up, Jack, it's a vacation.
- Jack Halsey: Yeah, sipping rum and Coke on a beach in Bora Bora, now that's a vacation.
- Lauren Halsey: We did those, boring! We wanted an adventure.
- Jack Halsey: *We*?
- Lauren Halsey: Me, the kids, you, it's good all around.
- Jack Halsey: Yeah, it'll be fun. I just don't like the fact that this family's become a democracy,
- Lauren Halsey: It was a velvet coup, honey. You never noticed.
- Zoe Halsey: Plastic bottles, Jack? They have glass ones here. *Here* they actually care about the environment.
- Billy Mason: Yeah, you know the main product of the water bottle industry is plastic, not water, Jack.
- Jack Halsey: Did you know that?
- Lauren Halsey: It's true, honey, too much plastic in the world.
- Zoe Halsey: What are they doing?
- Mitch Hanover: Team Lioness, anti-poaching unit, all female.
- Zoe Halsey: Female soldiers? That's badass.
- Mitch Hanover: Yeah, looks like they caught their man.
- Noah Halsey: Wait, those men are poachers?
- Mitch Hanover: They're lucky they're arrested. Usually they're shot on sight.
- Lauren Halsey: What?
- Zoe Halsey: Good. Fuckers.
- Jack Halsey: Zoe.
- Lauren Halsey: That's just an execution. How is that even possible?
- Mitch Hanover: TIA. This is Africa.
- Zoe Halsey: [about her arm after the van turns over] Mom, it's broken!
- Lauren Halsey: It might not be broken, it might be dislocated.
- Zoe Halsey: It's broken! I know it's broken!
- Lauren Halsey: What're we going to do? We've got no car, no signal, what're we going to do?
- Jack Halsey: I don't know, do you?
- Lauren Halsey: No, no I don't.
- Jack Halsey: Then how about a little more equality? Because I'm not more equipped to deal with any of this than any of you! Besides, someone will find us, someone will realize that we haven't checked back into the lodge.
- Zoe Halsey: No they won't, you drove through the gate without registering, do you remember? No one knows that we're here!
- Noah Halsey: Okay so we go back out onto one of the main roads and get help. I mean, there were cars that were passing by.
- Lauren Halsey: We can't go walking through the bush, that's crazy!
- Zoe Halsey: Aren't you supposed to wait by where the accident happened? That's what they teach you, wait and then someone comes.
- Billy Mason: On a closed off back road?
- Noah Halsey: Yeah, exactly, how is anyone going to find us?
- Billy Mason: We start a fire.
- Zoe Halsey: [about her arm] Is it broken?
- Lauren Halsey: Remember what happened when you fell off your bike?
- Zoe Halsey: Yeah, I remember how much it hurt!
- Lauren Halsey: Okay, I remember how brave you were.
- Zoe Halsey: [whimpering] No, I'm not brave, I'm not, Mom.
- [Lauren sets Zoe's arm, Zoe screams in pain]
- Lauren Halsey: You got tagged.
- Jack Halsey: Did it hit the femoral?
- Lauren Halsey: No, it didn't hit the femoral, if it did, you'd be dead by now. But you are bleeding badly.
- Billy Mason: [finding a mother and baby rhino on the safari] Wait, we shouldn't be getting between them, right?
- Jack Halsey: Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with you, Billy.
- Lauren Halsey: What's going on over there?
- Billy Mason: They caught more poachers.
- Lauren Halsey: I thought they said that wasn't really a thing here.
- Noah Halsey: They don't look like poachers.
- Zoe Halsey: What are poachers suppose to look like?
- Noah Halsey: Not tourists.
- Billy Mason: These bastards kill, like, a thousand rhinos a year.
- Zoe Halsey: Holy shit, that's 3 rhinos a day.
- Jack Halsey: That's quick math, honey.
- Noah Halsey: I'm actually a really good driver.
- Zoe Halsey: I think the back of Dad's Porsche would disagree with that.
- Noah Halsey: That was not my fault, I buffed it out. At least I have a license.
- Zoe Halsey: I can drive.
- Noah Halsey: Not according to the state of California.
- Billy Mason: Not that, there!
- Zoe Halsey: What?
- Billy Mason: That, the dead thing in the tree right there!
- Noah Halsey: What is it, a deer?
- Billy Mason: Maybe an antelope or something?
- Zoe Halsey: How did it even get up there?
- Noah Halsey: Jump?
- Zoe Halsey: And got stuck?
- Noah Halsey: Can they climb?
- Lauren Halsey: No, I don't think so!
- Jack Halsey: Geez!
- Billy Mason: All white men in suits are fucking everything up for us. They fuck things up for us, man, you down with that?
- Noah Halsey: No, but I mean it's not just him, right? We all do it. It's always someone else's responsibility. We did a project about mining cobalt in the Congo for cell phone batteries. You know how much violence there is? Corruption, child labor... all for this
- [takes out smartphone]
- Noah Halsey: Oil is nothing, man, we're all greedy, no one really cares.
- Lauren Halsey: [after her insulin is destroyed in the crash] I'll be fine, my glucose levels are high so I feel a little rough, but I'll be- maybe a little water?
- Billy Mason: [climbs in van] Oh no... no water!
- Lauren Halsey: What?
- Jack Halsey: We brought water.
- Billy Mason: The glass bottles *broke*!
- Noah Halsey: [to Zoe] Oh that's good, 'Save the planet!'
- Billy Mason: [Zoe's crying] Are you okay?
- Zoe Halsey: [about her mom] Diabetic ketoacidosis.
- Billy Mason: What does that mean?
- Zoe Halsey: It means in about eight hours, she's going to be in a coma! And then...
- [repeated line]
- Mitch Hanover: [on Jack] How Can This Fucking Guy Still Be Alive? HOW CAN THIS FUCKING GUY STILL BE ALIVE?
- Mitch Hanover: [pursuing Jack] We're Going On An Oil Man Hunt
- Mitch Hanover: [on executing poachers on the spot] T.I.A... This Is Africa
- Mitch Hanover: [cornering a critically injured Jack] I've Got To Thank You Jack... Me And Charlie Here... Well... We've Hunted Just About Everything On This Planet...
- [looking smug]
- Mitch Hanover: ... You're The First Human We've Bagged...
- [regretfully to Charlie]
- Mitch Hanover: ... If Only We Could Keep His Head
- Mitch Hanover: [having shot Jack in several different places while hunting him] I'm Really Sorry I'm Normally A Much Better Shot Than That
- Mitch Hanover: [to Jack] Guys Like You Are Planet Killers
- [snorts]
- Mitch Hanover: We're Amateurs Compared To You