Corner Gas (TV Series)

R2 Bee Too (2009)

Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton

Quotes 

• Davis Quinton : I hate to brag, but I just bought the robot to end all robots. I'll give you a hint: R2!

  Hank Yarbo : [bemused]  Uh huh?

  Davis Quinton : D2!

  Hank Yarbo : [still bemused]  Uh huh?

  Davis Quinton : R2-D2!

  Hank Yarbo : Cool! You got an R2-D2?

  Davis Quinton : Not an R2-D2. The R2-D2 from a little movie called The Star Wars.

  Hank Yarbo : It's just Star Wars.

  Davis Quinton : Yeah, but originally it was ca - I don't want to get into this again.

• Karen Pelly : [near the police car]  Are you cutting a hole in the trunk for R2-D2?

  Davis Quinton : He can ride with us! GPS? Don't need it anymore. R2-D2! Phones? Don't need 'em. R2-D2! We can send holographic messages to each other!

  Karen Pelly : Why would we want to do that?

  [Davis imagines R2 projecting a holographic image of Karen in the police station] 

  Karen Pelly : Davis, you're my only hope! I need to borrow your stapler!... Davis, you're my only hope! I need to borrow your stapler!

  [back in the real world:] 

  Karen Pelly : Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to transfer, where are the forms?

• [first lines] 

  [in the gas station, Hank plays with a toy robot. With his remote, he makes the robot wave to Wanda] 

  Hank Yarbo : Yarbie waved hi to you, Wanda.

  Wanda Dollard : Yarbie?

  Hank Yarbo : That's what I named him. You know where that name came from?

  Wanda Dollard : An underdeveloped brain?

  Yarbie : Ha ha

  Wanda Dollard : See? Yarbie liked it!

  Hank Yarbo : I pressed the wrong button.

  Yarbie : You suck.

  Hank Yarbo : There we go!

  Davis Quinton : [entering]  Ah, cool! Robot! Jealous! Me!

  Wanda Dollard : You become more like a 12 year old girl every day.

  Davis Quinton : I get like that around robots.