Corner Gas (TV Series)
R2 Bee Too (2009)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : [Wanda hesitates before taking out a beehive] Come on, get stung already! Hit it with a pitchfork!
Wanda Dollard : I've got to find out what kind of bees these are. It's just a simple matter of cross-referencing the structure of the thorax with the pattern on the abdomen... if they'd stop squirming around for two seconds!
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[Oscar is filling up at the gas station, when he notices a beehive above him. He sees Karen pulling up]
Oscar Leroy : Get back! Bees! Bees!
Karen Pelly : Thieves?
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
Karen Pelly : Peas?
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
Karen Pelly : Cheese?
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
Karen Pelly : I know, I'm just messing with ya! Don't worry, we'll get rid of these fleas!
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
[Karen is putting up police tape around the gas pumps]
Brent Leroy : [entering] What's up? Did Wanda finally snap and kill Hank? We all saw this coming.
Oscar Leroy : There's a hive of... oh... whatever! Stingy-bugs! Right up there!
Brent Leroy : Huh, probably bees. Well, no need to panic. I know how to get rid of them.
[cut to Brent inside the gas station]
Brent Leroy : Hey Wanda, I just saw a couple of bees outside so you have to be very careful. Do you have your epipen?
Wanda Dollard : I'm not allergic to bees.
Brent Leroy : Then do I have a job for you!