- Brent Leroy: [about Lacey's chicken Kiev] You've gotta have it. It's like an angel crapped on your plate.
- Davis Quinton: I hate to brag, but I just bought the robot to end all robots. I'll give you a hint: R2!
- Hank Yarbo: [bemused] Uh huh?
- Davis Quinton: D2!
- Hank Yarbo: [still bemused] Uh huh?
- Davis Quinton: R2-D2!
- Hank Yarbo: Cool! You got an R2-D2?
- Davis Quinton: Not an R2-D2. The R2-D2 from a little movie called The Star Wars.
- Hank Yarbo: It's just Star Wars.
- Davis Quinton: Yeah, but originally it was ca - I don't want to get into this again.
- Oscar Leroy: [Wanda hesitates before taking out a beehive] Come on, get stung already! Hit it with a pitchfork!
- Wanda Dollard: I've got to find out what kind of bees these are. It's just a simple matter of cross-referencing the structure of the thorax with the pattern on the abdomen... if they'd stop squirming around for two seconds!
- Karen Pelly: [near the police car] Are you cutting a hole in the trunk for R2-D2?
- Davis Quinton: He can ride with us! GPS? Don't need it anymore. R2-D2! Phones? Don't need 'em. R2-D2! We can send holographic messages to each other!
- Karen Pelly: Why would we want to do that?
- [Davis imagines R2 projecting a holographic image of Karen in the police station]
- Karen Pelly: Davis, you're my only hope! I need to borrow your stapler!... Davis, you're my only hope! I need to borrow your stapler!
- [back in the real world:]
- Karen Pelly: Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to transfer, where are the forms?
- [first lines]
- [in the gas station, Hank plays with a toy robot. With his remote, he makes the robot wave to Wanda]
- Hank Yarbo: Yarbie waved hi to you, Wanda.
- Wanda Dollard: Yarbie?
- Hank Yarbo: That's what I named him. You know where that name came from?
- Wanda Dollard: An underdeveloped brain?
- Yarbie: Ha ha
- Wanda Dollard: See? Yarbie liked it!
- Hank Yarbo: I pressed the wrong button.
- Yarbie: You suck.
- Hank Yarbo: There we go!
- Davis Quinton: [entering] Ah, cool! Robot! Jealous! Me!
- Wanda Dollard: You become more like a 12 year old girl every day.
- Davis Quinton: I get like that around robots.
- [Oscar is filling up at the gas station, when he notices a beehive above him. He sees Karen pulling up]
- Oscar Leroy: Get back! Bees! Bees!
- Karen Pelly: Thieves?
- Oscar Leroy: Bees!
- Karen Pelly: Peas?
- Oscar Leroy: Bees!
- Karen Pelly: Cheese?
- Oscar Leroy: Bees!
- Karen Pelly: I know, I'm just messing with ya! Don't worry, we'll get rid of these fleas!
- Oscar Leroy: Bees!
- [Karen is putting up police tape around the gas pumps]
- Brent Leroy: [entering] What's up? Did Wanda finally snap and kill Hank? We all saw this coming.
- Oscar Leroy: There's a hive of... oh... whatever! Stingy-bugs! Right up there!
- Brent Leroy: Huh, probably bees. Well, no need to panic. I know how to get rid of them.
- [cut to Brent inside the gas station]
- Brent Leroy: Hey Wanda, I just saw a couple of bees outside so you have to be very careful. Do you have your epipen?
- Wanda Dollard: I'm not allergic to bees.
- Brent Leroy: Then do I have a job for you!