Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Wrath of Con (2009)

Michelle Trachtenberg: Georgina Sparks

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : [to Georgina]  I don't think Jesus would approve of that.

  Georgina Sparks : Well, you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.

• Georgina Sparks : I just want to apologize. One of the most sacred acts is the ritual of forgiveness.

  Chuck Bass : Why is it when you say ritual, I think human sacrifice?

• Georgina Sparks : Look, Blair, everyone else has forgiven me. I'm just waiting on you.

  Blair Waldorf : Everyone who? And besides, some things are unforgivable.

  Georgina Sparks : God will help me find a way to earn your forgiveness.

  [Chuck comes out] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, looks like He answers mine first faster than yours.

• Georgina Sparks : [offered flask]  No, thank you. The Lord cannot enter a body sullied by alcohol.

  Chuck Bass : Good. Because I like to be the one doing the entering. To each their own holy water.

• Blair Waldorf : Come on, G. Don't you miss Dior? Prada? Looking fabulous? I mean, for you?

  Georgina Sparks : [looking in the mirror]  Jesus loves me as I am.

  Blair Waldorf : [scoffs]  Jesus would love you more with some styling.

  [places string of beads around Georgina's neck] 

  Blair Waldorf : Think of the fun you used to have pretending to be Sarah and Svetlana. Slipping people roofies... outing them to their unsuspecting parents at dinner.

  Georgina Sparks : Those things don't call to me anymore, Blair. Look, I made a choice. I let go of the evil so I can find love and happiness with the good. I know it sounds dull, but it's actually quite nurturing.

  [takes off the beads] 

  Georgina Sparks : Don't you understand?

  Blair Waldorf : More than you know.

  Georgina Sparks : [chuckles]  I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.

  Blair Waldorf : That... is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice.

  Georgina Sparks : I'm sorry, but I can't help you if it goes against my beliefs.

  Blair Waldorf : But... when you look at it... Jesus drove you here, right?

  Georgina Sparks : Actually, I believe his name was Jesús.

  Blair Waldorf : [impatiently]  In the cab. In your country-western way of life.

  [slyly:] 

  Blair Waldorf : You said God would help you find a way to earn my forgiveness. And here it is.

  Georgina Sparks : So my amends would be to entrap Poppy Lifton, get the money back that she stole, and destroy her in the process?

  Blair Waldorf : Exactly. If you cut revenge from the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.

  Georgina Sparks : [nods, quotes:]  "And they shall know I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance on them."

  Blair Waldorf : How do you know my favorite passage?

  [Georgina chuckles]