Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Wrath of Con (2009)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : [to Georgina]  I don't think Jesus would approve of that.

  Georgina Sparks : Well, you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back.

• Serena van der Woodsen : I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.

  Blair Waldorf : Feelings never do. They get you all confused, then they drive you around for hours until they drop you right back to where you started.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [about Georgina]  Chuck, what is she doing here?

  Blair Waldorf : Are you trying to have me killed? Bass?

  Chuck Bass : She's fine!

  Nate Archibald : Shh! Shut up!

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.

• Georgina Sparks : Look, Blair, everyone else has forgiven me. I'm just waiting on you.

  Blair Waldorf : Everyone who? And besides, some things are unforgivable.

  Georgina Sparks : God will help me find a way to earn your forgiveness.

  [Chuck comes out] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, looks like He answers mine first faster than yours.

• Blair Waldorf : [re Nate]  I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it, but he's faster than he looks.

• Blair Waldorf : [re Poppy]  She's so evil she makes the old Georgina look like the new Georgina.

• Blair Waldorf : Come on, G. Don't you miss Dior? Prada? Looking fabulous? I mean, for you?

  Georgina Sparks : [looking in the mirror]  Jesus loves me as I am.

  Blair Waldorf : [scoffs]  Jesus would love you more with some styling.

  [places string of beads around Georgina's neck] 

  Blair Waldorf : Think of the fun you used to have pretending to be Sarah and Svetlana. Slipping people roofies... outing them to their unsuspecting parents at dinner.

  Georgina Sparks : Those things don't call to me anymore, Blair. Look, I made a choice. I let go of the evil so I can find love and happiness with the good. I know it sounds dull, but it's actually quite nurturing.

  [takes off the beads] 

  Georgina Sparks : Don't you understand?

  Blair Waldorf : More than you know.

  Georgina Sparks : [chuckles]  I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.

  Blair Waldorf : That... is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice.

  Georgina Sparks : I'm sorry, but I can't help you if it goes against my beliefs.

  Blair Waldorf : But... when you look at it... Jesus drove you here, right?

  Georgina Sparks : Actually, I believe his name was Jesús.

  Blair Waldorf : [impatiently]  In the cab. In your country-western way of life.

  [slyly:] 

  Blair Waldorf : You said God would help you find a way to earn my forgiveness. And here it is.

  Georgina Sparks : So my amends would be to entrap Poppy Lifton, get the money back that she stole, and destroy her in the process?

  Blair Waldorf : Exactly. If you cut revenge from the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.

  Georgina Sparks : [nods, quotes:]  "And they shall know I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance on them."

  Blair Waldorf : How do you know my favorite passage?

  [Georgina chuckles]