- Sgt. Cedric Griffin: Redd, you take the stairs.
- Sgt. Redd Jankowski: The stairs? Are you fucking kidding me Top? It's like a thousand fucking stories!
- Sgt. Cedric Griffin: [Later] Redd, how are you doing?
- Sgt. Redd Jankowski: Still on the stairs.
- Sgt. Cedric Griffin: Man that's just sad.
- Sgt. Redd Jankowski: They must have hit the aorta.
- Sgt. Harold Keegan: [Sarcastic] Oh, do you think it was the Thoracic or Abdominal aorta?
- Sgt. Redd Jankowski: Dude, making fun of a guy for his knowledge is a sign of insecurity.
- Sgt. Cedric Griffin: Keegan, you alright?
- Sgt. Harold Keegan: Ugh, I think he hit my aorta!
- Sgt. Redd Jankowski: Give it a rest, man!
- Colonel Vanek: Why don't you come on in, I'll give you a buckshot enema!
- Terry Halford / 'Snakefist': You're like free pizza at an anime convention. She can smell you... and she wants to consume you.
- Colonel Vanek: Cloned soldiers that respond to telepathic orders from a psychic commander... Fucking crazy! This Abomination here was meant to become one the commanders. He started out a regular Joe like you or me, but the thing is, the process it takes to turn a human being into a viable commander... takes its toll. He can control the Replica soldiers, but he's so far gone nobody can control *him*! Not very useful in a military situation, but adequate... for my present needs.
- Colonel Vanek: Oh, you must be hurtin' for some hurtin'!
- Genevieve Aristide: I'm sorry it came to this. I really am. I'm not a bad person. I just don't have a choice. You have a date with destiny, Sgt. Becket... Let's not keep her waiting...