South Park (TV Series)

Margaritaville (2009)

April Stewart: Sharon Marsh, Receptionist

Quotes 

• Sharon Marsh : All right, everyone, eat up.

  Randy Marsh : Aw, Jesus Christ! Sliced hot dogs and tomato slices?

  Sharon Marsh : You said we had to be careful with our money! I've got nothing for our food budget!

  Stan Marsh : Mom, dad? How come there's suddenly no money?

  Randy Marsh : I'll tell you what happened, son. See, there's a bunch of idiots out there who weren't happy with what they had. They wanted a bigger house and materialistic things that they didn't even need. People with no money, who got loans to buy frivolous things they had no business buying...

  [Walks over to margarita machine and starts filling it with ice cubes] 

  Randy Marsh : ...and these assholes just blindly started buying any stupid thing that looked appealing 'cause they thought money was endless...

  [Margarita machine muffles Randy's voice as he continues to talk] 

  Randy Marsh : [Pans back to a blank stare from Stan as the margarita machine continues to blend over Randy's voice, then back to Randy as he puts the machine on high] 

  Randy Marsh : ...even less money coming in. And the idiots couldn't see that by doing all this frivolous spending, they were mocking the economy! And they made the economy very angry. We're all feeling the economy's vengeance because of materialistic heathens who did stupid things with their money. Do you understand, son?

  Randy Marsh : Yeah, I think I get it.