Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
If It's Only in Your Head (2009)
Charlie Carver: Porter Scavo
Quotes
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[Tom gets into college]
Parker Scavo : I can help you study if you want.
Tom Scavo : I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be. I'm majoring in Chinese.
Preston Scavo : I know how to say "Take me to a strip bar" in Mandarin.
Lynette Scavo : I'm so proud. Porter aren't you gonna congratulate your father.
Porter Scavo : Congratulations on ruining my life. If you see me on campus you're not allowed to talk to me.
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[Gaby wonders how Ana got the house clean so fast and then the Scavo twins come down the stairs]
Porter Scavo : We finished upstairs Ana!
Preston Scavo : Anything else you need done?
Ana Solis : They wanted to hang out but I had chores to do, so they insisted on helping me. Aren't they sweet!
Parker Scavo : [Comes in with a brush and cleaning gloves] Hey, um, I'm not bragging, and I don't recommend it, but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.
Gabrielle Solis : Ok boys thanks for your hard work but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower. Preferably a cold one.
Ana Solis : Bye Preston!
Porter Scavo : I'm Porter.
Preston Scavo : I'm Preston.
Parker Scavo : Oh, you can call me whatever you want!
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Lynette Scavo : [Preston, Porter and Lynette help a drunk Tom inside] Ok, easy easy, you're a little drunk there.
Tom Scavo : [kiss Lynette] That's cause I love you Lynette
Lynette Scavo : I love you to baby, there you go.
Tom Scavo : [turns to Porter still helping him] And I love you Preston.
Porter Scavo : I'm Porter
Tom Scavo : I never could tell you two apart, but you're my favourite
[Porter raises his eyebrows and helps Tom to sit down, takes of Tom's shows for him]
Tom Scavo : Lynette how come you let me drink so many margaritas?
Preston Scavo : Yeah and why did we have to stay to closing? It's almost 2.00
Lynette Scavo : Who cares what time it is? We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life.
Tom Scavo : WOOHOO!
Lynette Scavo : Woo! Hey someone called.
[plays the message about the mix up with the time for Tom's test, for the next day at 8.00am]
Tom Scavo : Oh cram! I gotta crap for that test1
Lynette Scavo : Oh geez...