Family Guy (TV Series)

Stew-Roids (2009)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Now, honey, this won't hurt.

  [Dabs Stewie with disinfectant] 

  Stewie Griffin : Ah, those lying bastards at Johnson and Johnson!

  [Cut to sinister Johnson and Johnson HQ] 

  Scientist #1 : We'll put "No more tears" on the bottle.

  Scientist #2 : But it does make you cry.

  Scientist #1 : I know. Whoo-ha-ha-ha.

  Scientist #2 : Whoo-ha-ha-ha.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, what exactly are you worried will happen because of this?

  Peter Griffin : World War 5!

  Lois Griffin : Peter, we've talked about this, there has to be a World War 3 and 4 first.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, no, Lois. That's the beauty of World War 5. It's so intense it jumps right over World War 3 and 4.

  Lois Griffin : But that's...

  Peter Griffin : I have spoken!