Family Guy (TV Series)

Stew-Roids (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Adam Sandler, Santa Claus, Scientist #1, Seagull, Smiley McGee

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Now, honey, this won't hurt.

  [Dabs Stewie with disinfectant] 

  Stewie Griffin : Ah, those lying bastards at Johnson and Johnson!

  [Cut to sinister Johnson and Johnson HQ] 

  Scientist #1 : We'll put "No more tears" on the bottle.

  Scientist #2 : But it does make you cry.

  Scientist #1 : I know. Whoo-ha-ha-ha.

  Scientist #2 : Whoo-ha-ha-ha.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, what exactly are you worried will happen because of this?

  Peter Griffin : World War 5!

  Lois Griffin : Peter, we've talked about this, there has to be a World War 3 and 4 first.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, no, Lois. That's the beauty of World War 5. It's so intense it jumps right over World War 3 and 4.

  Lois Griffin : But that's...

  Peter Griffin : I have spoken!

• Stewie Griffin : [singing]  I got veins. They carry blood all over my baddy.

  [He stops singing and turns to Brian] 

  Stewie Griffin : That's how John Mayer would say it. Baddy. I'm really into him right now. You'd better be okay with it!

• Brian Griffin : [seeing the new buffed-up Stewie]  Stewie, you look gross. You look like Lou Ferrigno's poop.

• Stranger at the Gym : Ah, your kid just needs a little help. Try some of this

  [offers steroids] 

  Stranger at the Gym : .

  Peter Griffin : Well, if there's anyone I can trust it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle!

• [providing commentary on Joe grilling hamburgers] 

  Peter Griffin : Now pick that one up and put it down in the exact same spot.

• Stewie Griffin : Uh-oh! Spa-doodie-ohs!

• Adam Sandler : This is my old bicycle that I've had from when I was ten.

• Adam Sandler : Sometimes the banana seat hurts my heinie.

• Adam Sandler : When I ring the bell, it makes my pants feel funny. Ring ring ring!

• Stewie Griffin : And now, here's something we hope you really like.