Men in Black³ (2012)

Emma Thompson: Agent O

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Quotes 

• Agent J : There's no such thing as time travel.

  Agent O : Well, there is.

  Agent J : No. There's not. Because if there were, a class-one senior agent such as myself would have been made aware of it, wouldn't he have?

  Agent O : Were it not classified and way above his pay grade.

  Agent J : You know what? I need a pay raise.

• [from trailer] 

  Agent J : I'm looking for K, have you seen him? Sort of a surly, older gentleman, smiles like this...

  [J makes a poker face] 

  Agent O : K's been dead for over forty years.

• [Z's eulogy] 

  Agent K : I worked for Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time he never invited me to dinner. Heve never asked to me to his house to watch a game. He never shared a single detail of his personal life. Thank you.

  Agent O : Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.

  Agent J : That was your eulogy?

  Agent K : He was a good man.

  Agent O : Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms, when I told the Felucian Zyglot about Zed's passing, she said something that I'm going to repeat. And I'm paraphrasing. Ahem.

  [starts screeching in an alien tongue] 

  Agent O : That's just so Zed.

• Agent O : Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

  Agent J : It's funny, K said exactly the same thing.

  Agent O : He's a very wise man.

• Agent O : Somehow history has been rewritten. There has to be a reason this is happening, and K seems to be in the center of it.

• Agent J : I used to play a game with my dad called "catch", except I would just throw the ball and it'd hit the wall, 'cause he wasn't there.

  Agent K : Don't bad mouth your old man!

  Agent J : I'm not bad mouthing him, I just didn't really know him.

  Agent K : [looking around the restaurant]  It's not right...

  Agent J : You damn right, it's not right. A little boy needs a father.

  Agent K : Table 1 hasn't ordered a thing, table 3 over there just drank his 4th cup of duck sauce.

  Agent O : [over the phone]  K, the crashed ship from this morning was stolen from...

  Agent K : LunarMax Prison, Boris the Animal.

  Agent O : How did you know...?

  Agent K : He always had a taste for spikey bulba. Give us a minute, will you Chief?

  Agent J : We're in a situation...

  Agent K : [sighs]  Yeah... I'll take the chloropod, you take the taranbee and the hydronian over there, I'll take whoever is in the kitchen and meet you on the street.

  Agent J : This is a very confusing time in my life.

• Young Agent : Chocolate milk, sir?

  Agent J : Where you been man, it's like a hour ago!

  Agent O : Wait, how long have you been craving chocolatized dairy products?

  Agent J : Just today.

  Agent O : Are you experiencing headaches, dizziness, loss of balance?

  Agent J : [nodding]  Mmm Hmm

  Agent O : Agitation, depression?

  Agent J : Hell yeah!

  Agent O : There are only 2 possibilities, 1 is you've been bitten by the horvatian brain tick and could die in horrible agony at any moment...

  Agent J : [O slaps J hard in the face]  Aaaaahhh!

  Agent O : Damn it... . it's not the tick!

  Agent J : Damn it, it's not the tick? It's something worse than the tick?

• Agent O : There was a spree of time-travel in the 1960s. It caused issues all over the continuum! So we imprisoned its handler, Obadiah Price, and had it wiped out completely.