- Lauren Conrad: This is not about me being smarter than you. This is about you still being in love with with Jillian.
- Brian Griffin: How do you know?
- Lauren Conrad: Because I'm smarter than you.
- Brian Griffin: Wow Derek, that's pretty good French you speak there.
- Jillian Russell: He also speaks orange.
- Derek Wilcox: That's Mandarin honey.
- Jillian Russell: Mandolin.