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Learn more- Previously on "The Bachelorette:" A dude got naked; a few more dudes drove around Los Angeles looking for Jillian; country-boy Wes got a kiss, as did pilot Jake; David got really angry at Juan; and then the Bachelorette sent a whole bunch of suitors home, including naked guy. "Hung like a light switch," indeed.
Now on "The Bachelorette:" Chris hangs with his bros in the bunk house, explaining the rules that they (and we) already know. "On the individual dates, if you do not get a rose, you go home immediately," he says. The first date card reveals that technology consultant Ed will be going on a one-on-one date. He arrives at a helicopter to discover a squealing Jillian. They hop in the chopper and take off for an "exhilarating" ride. "Big, strong, bulky, hunky Ed," Jillian gushes.
The helicopter lands on the top of a building and we discover that the pair will be repelling 33 stories to the ground. "It was scary as hell," Ed tells the camera. Nevertheless, the dude soon finds himself dangling far above the street, slowly making his way down alongside his babe, who keeps repeating, "This is soooo awesome!" One dip in the pool later, the two are canoodling -- and swapping spit. "He's an extremely sexy guy," Jillian says. "I have a major crush on him."
But the date isn't over yet. One wardrobe change later, Jillian and her crush are eating dinner atop a hotel. "I love that I popped your helicopter cherry," she says. Ed responds by explaining that he loves karaoke. He is also very focused on work. "Sometimes I let (work) take over," Ed says. "I want to be very stable and secure when I have a family." That's enough sweet talk for our bachelorette, who moves in for another open-mouthed kiss. Jillian then gives our stud a rose.
Back at the house, we discover who will be heading out on the first group date: Reid, Wes, Mike, Michael, Tanner F., Brad, Mark, Robby, Tanner P. Kiptyn and Juan. Only four dudes will not be going on the group date, including angry David. "I don't want to be on a date with 11 guys and her," David says. "Especially if one of them is Juan."
Date time. The football team plus cheerleader soon arrive on an Old West movie set. Turns out our bachelors will be actors for the day. "I love Westerns and today I want to see how these guys react to being thrown out of their comfort zones," Jillian explains. The script, in the meantime, calls for two of the men to recall "Brokeback Mountain." Michael is "going to be a gay dude in a scene with another gay dude." Mark, too.
Shooting begins on scenes that strangely and somewhat disturbingly resemble porn plotlines. Brad is the first to plant one on our gal Jillian. "You've got badass and super badass, but I'm ultra badass," he says. Others aren't so impressed. "It's like he was kissing his sister," Tanner P. snorts. Robby claims that his kissing scene with Jillian rated a "50" on a scale of 1 to 10. Wes gets tired of watching his cowgirl get so familiar with the other cowpokes and steals her away. "Today is about acting," says Jillian, who worries that Wes is a little too possessive.
It's soon time for the big gay scene. "I'll kiss for a rose, that's about it, Michael says. The director calls action and the two studs play Ennis and Jack, but stop short of kissing. Instead, they give each other a big, manly hug. "I was so proud of them," Jillian says. "I definitely didn't want to see them kiss, though."
Later, the boys and girl gather for dinner and drinks. Reid gets a little one-on-one time, but is soon interrupted by Juan. Turns out Juan is feeling insecure about the men's dislike for him especially David. Speaking of, David is back at the guest house blowing a gasket. "I'd kill him," David says of Juan. "Because I hate him." Sheesh. A date card arrives: Sasha will be going on the next individual rendezvous. David isn't happy. Still.
Back on the group date, everyone has adjourned to the hot tub. "Her feet looked so good that I wanted to put them in my mouth," Tanner P. says. Oddly, Jillian doesn't seem disgusted, or at all weirded-out by the financial analyst's fetish. One make-out session with Robby later, Jillian decides to give the rose to Robby. Then they all watch the "movie" that they spent the day shooting. "I felt like the leading lady," Jillian tells the camera. "Now I just need to find my leading man."
Could it be Sasha? He's busy preparing to go on his big solo date. "I'm super pumped about it," says Sasha, who compares himself to a "wolf" among "sheep." The wolf and his prey head to a car museum. "I LOVE cars," Jillian says. "I LOVE anything with a motor." Jillian then hops atop the vintage autos so that Sasha can take sexy pictures (is this "Rock of Love" or something?). Photo shoot ended, Jillian and Sasha get into a Ferrari and go for a joyride. No word on whether this date popped Sasha's Ferrari cherry, though. The two then eat dinner while Sasha explains how he got in a nasty car wreck at age 18. The story makes Jillian "want to cry."
Speaking of wanting to cry, the conversation continues. Sasha reveals that he has confessed love for three girls in his life -- two of whom were in high school (to be fair, Sasha was in high school at the time, too). "I feel like I'm searching for this mythical unicorn," he says. Jillian tells the camera that she worries mightily that Sasha has never really been in love. "I wish I could be that unicorn that he's looking for, but I'm not," she says. Translation: no rose for Sasha, who boards a bus to go home. Jillian is CRUSHED. "This is probably the hardest date that I've ever had," she says. Sasha, meanwhile, is "surprised" and "hurt."
Back at the guest house, Wes "entertains" the fellas by playing the guitar and singing. Some yawn. Some complain about hearing the same song over and over. Some wonder if Wes is here "for the right reasons." As if to prove them wrong (or right), Wes waits until everyone is asleep, grabs his guitar and then serenades Jillian with his "finished" country song. "You are sooooo sweet," Jillian gushes. "You made me cry."
Rose ceremony time. Ed feels like the process is "heating up." Robby thinks it's getting "real." David and Reid both feel like they need to get some quality one-on-one time. Reid is first. "I think you're somebody that I'm super interested in," she says. "No worries, mate." The two make out. David is next on the secluded couch. "I'm jealous of the other guys," he tells Jillian. "I'm kind of used to being the top dog." As if on cue, Juan interrupts and steals the bachelorette away. David is apoplectic. Still. "I can't let it go," he growls. "I have zero respect for Juan." We know, David.
Tanner P. is up next. He worries that he isn't as flashy as Wes. He's just a regular guy ... who happens to adore feet. "I'm here to suck on some toes," he explains. "I totally want to make a connection with her feet." So Jillian puts her bare feet on his lap. "I want to kiss em, suck em, rub em," Tanner P. tells the camera. C-R-E-E-P-Y. Amazingly, Jillian says she is starting to "feel more comfortable" with the oddball.
David, meanwhile, is freaking out. He finds Juan "unacceptable" for Jillian. Brad tries to talk his buddy down -- and then calls his buddy the "scariest guy in the house" to Jillian. David berates the other men for not telling the bachelorette that Juan is a jerk. At that moment, Juan walks outside. "Juan, go back inside!" David says. At that moment, Juan walks back inside. It's not worth the "drama," gentle Juan tells the camera.
Kiptyn then gets some couch time with Jillian, explaining that he has never been dumped before. Jillian worries about this confession, but admits that she gets "butterflies" when she is with the surfer/ business developer. They make out. Back to the David-Juan drama. This time, Juan refuses to stay inside. "You faked a shot with us!" David says. "Stop being a cheese ass!" Having spoken his mind (again), David storms inside. "I'd kill him," he tells the camera. "I would like to beat the (EXPLETIVE) out of him." David then says he wishes that Jillian could have seen the exchange so she would know what kind of man he is and what kind of man Juan is. You sure about that, dude?
After a heart-to-heart with Chris, Jillian spends some quality time with framed photos of the beaus. Alas, staring at cheese-ass pictures can only fill so much time. Jillian walks back into the living room to give away some flowers. Ed and Robby are already safe. Other rose earners include: Jake, Reid, Mark, Jesse, Tanner P., Wes, Juan, Michael, Kiptyn, Mike and finally David. Goodbye Brad and Tanner F. We hardly knew ye. "My character in that movie was a drifter and I plan on being a drifter," Brad pouts. See ya next week (not you Brad or Tanner F.).
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