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Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
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Storyteller
: And that is the origin of the term. Join me next week when I'll tell you how the bear became synonymous with the chubby homosexual.
Bird
: Hey, beaver! Did you eat this tree? There was a nut, right here with my nest in it.
Beaver
: Oh, yeah, I used that wood for my steam room. Now I get to rub my nuts all over your house, bee-otch!
Fish
: Hey, beaver! What the hell are you doing in my river? I'll die with that thing there!
Beaver
: Yeah, and I'll die without a sweet-ass bachelor pad in the water. Deal with it, bro-ham.
Deer
: Hey, did you borrow my DVD of The Departed? Because it's all scratched now.
Beaver
: Hey, I did you a favor, man. Want to see a good movie? Try Rush Hour 3. Chris Tucker fucking cracks my shit up!
Deer
: God, can you believe this guy? What...
Fish
: A vagina!
Bird
: Yeah, a vagina! From now on, beaver means vagina!
Deer
: Yeah!
Fish
: Yeah!
Bird
: Yeah!
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