Transformers: Animated (TV Series)

This Is Why I Hate Machines (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Captain Fanzone, Grandus

Quotes 

• [after arriving on Cybertron, Fanzone is spotted by a group of Autobots] 

  Captain Fanzone : Uh... All right, uh, nothing to see here. Let's move along. Come on. It ain't like you never seen... heh... a human before... right?

  [the Autobots run away in terror] 

  Captain Fanzone : You've never seen a human before.

• Jazz : [about Fanzone]  Hey, I think I know this guy.

  Captain Fanzone : Then you probably know how I feel about machines!

• Captain Fanzone : That Sentinel clown looked like he could use a good kick in the can.

• Ratchet : Access denied? You gotta be kidding me!

  [Jazz appears] 

  Jazz : Looks like some bot sold you some bogus codes.

  [Ratchet prepares to defend himself] 

  Captain Fanzone : Relax. If he was going for the collar, he'd have done it by now. Been following us ever since the tunnels. I may not have built-in scanners, but I know how to spot a tail.

• Captain Fanzone : So, what are we looking for here?

  Ratchet : Let's just say everything you need to know is behind this door.

  [Ratchet opens med bay, revealing an unconscious Arcee] 

  Captain Fanzone : Uh, right. Sure. Robot dame in a room. Explains everything.

• Captain Fanzone : This is why I hate machines.

  [looks at Sentinel Prime] 

  Captain Fanzone : Certain machines more than others.

• Captain Fanzone : I get mixed up in a war, nearly stepped on, blasted, buried, and possibly zapped into space, and now, you just made me an accomplice to INTERGALACTIC GRAND THEFT!

  [a security bot appears] 

  Security Bot : Halt. You are under arrest.

  [Ratchet blows it up] 

  Captain Fanzone : Let's say we call it even.

• [Jazz arrives on Earth] 

  Ratchet : [holds the Magnus Hammer]  Oh, no. Sentinel's not getting this back without a fight.

  Jazz : Not my gig anymore. Sentinel just ain't playing my tune. And I got a vibe tells me I should be sitting in on this scene for a while. Uh, that is, if you bots are cool with it.

  Captain Fanzone : [sighs]  All we need, another robot.