- [after arriving on Cybertron, Fanzone is spotted by a group of Autobots]
- Captain Fanzone: Uh... All right, uh, nothing to see here. Let's move along. Come on. It ain't like you never seen... heh... a human before... right?
- [the Autobots run away in terror]
- Captain Fanzone: You've never seen a human before.
- Jazz: [about Fanzone] Hey, I think I know this guy.
- Captain Fanzone: Then you probably know how I feel about machines!
- Starscream: [to Shockwave] Well, lucky you. Meantime, we get to float up here and get picked off by the Cybertronian Defense Cannons!
- Megatron: No Autobot would be foolish enough to fire on their greatest weapon.
- [meanwhile, at the Autobot Council meeting]
- Sentinel Prime: I say we fire on Omega Supreme!
- Ratchet: Access denied? You gotta be kidding me!
- [Jazz appears]
- Jazz: Looks like some bot sold you some bogus codes.
- [Ratchet prepares to defend himself]
- Captain Fanzone: Relax. If he was going for the collar, he'd have done it by now. Been following us ever since the tunnels. I may not have built-in scanners, but I know how to spot a tail.
- Captain Fanzone: So, what are we looking for here?
- Ratchet: Let's just say everything you need to know is behind this door.
- [Ratchet opens med bay, revealing an unconscious Arcee]
- Captain Fanzone: Uh, right. Sure. Robot dame in a room. Explains everything.
- Captain Fanzone: This is why I hate machines.
- [looks at Sentinel Prime]
- Captain Fanzone: Certain machines more than others.
- [Ratchet and Fanzone prepare to leave for Earth]
- Sentinel Prime: Not so fast! Hand over the hammer! It belongs to the Elite Guard!
- Ratchet: It belongs to Ultra Magnus. We'll give it to him when he wakes up.
- Captain Fanzone: I get mixed up in a war, nearly stepped on, blasted, buried, and possibly zapped into space, and now, you just made me an accomplice to INTERGALACTIC GRAND THEFT!
- [a security bot appears]
- Security Bot: Halt. You are under arrest.
- [Ratchet blows it up]
- Captain Fanzone: Let's say we call it even.
- [Jazz arrives on Earth]
- Ratchet: [holds the Magnus Hammer] Oh, no. Sentinel's not getting this back without a fight.
- Jazz: Not my gig anymore. Sentinel just ain't playing my tune. And I got a vibe tells me I should be sitting in on this scene for a while. Uh, that is, if you bots are cool with it.
- Captain Fanzone: [sighs] All we need, another robot.