Anyone for Pennis? (1995 TV Movie)

Des Lynam: Self

Quotes 

• Dennis Pennis : Do you watch pornography?

  Desmond Lynam : Given half the chance, I'd give it a go. What have you got in mind for me?

  Dennis Pennis : Well, I watched a film the other night and I was watching this orgy sequence and there were things going in and out and oral and just so much in... How do they do that?

  Desmond Lynam : Well, you would know, having watched the film, wouldn't you?

  Dennis Pennis : Yeah, but it was the complexity, the angles, the shooting, I mean, it was craftsmanship.

  Desmond Lynam : Ah. What, in every way?

  Dennis Pennis : Perhaps you could maybe deal with that on your program.

  Desmond Lynam : We'll have to do an item on it, obviously, clearly, yeah. Though as we go out at 8 o'clock, we might not get it all in. For want of a better expression!