- Matthew Gray Gubler: Chicks dig salads. Check this out.
- Matthew Gray Gubler: Hey, what's up, Aubrey? Aubrey, want some salad? Want some wine? Want some salad?
- Aubrey Plaza: Stop.
- [Swats salad out of Matthew's hand]
- Joe Mantegna: Coming up on the season finale of Matthew Gray Gubler: The Unauthorized Documentary..."
- Paget Brewster: I'm not a profiler, obviously, in real life, but I've played one long enough to know that Matthew is devolving.
- Matthew Gray Gubler: ...If you wanna make it out to Matthew... he's a PA upstairs.
- Aubrey Plaza: [Sarcastically] You want me to make it out to you?