Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Legends of the Dark Mite! (2009)
Dee Bradley Baker: Ace the Bathound, Mobster #1
Quotes
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Batman : If you truly value my abilities...
Bat-Mite : Oh, I do. I do. You know I do, Batman.
Batman : Then you wouldn't want me to waste them in pointless fights, would you?
Bat-Mite : No, not really.
Batman : Then we both agree it would be best if you returned to your home dimension and let me continue to fight crime in peace, right?
Bat-Mite : Right, but I still think I could...
Batman : I'll give you an official batarang. And I'll sign it.
Bat-Mite : Deal! Thanks, pal! You're the greatest.
[he vanishes, and the scene transitions to a bank vault]
Mobster #2 : What just happened?
Mobster #1 : I'm not sure.
[Batman appears]
Mobster #1 : Hey, Bats, did you hear this weird little voice kind of heckling you?
Batman : [punching them] No.
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Mobster #1 : [blowing a bank vault door] Worked like a charm. Let's load up and blow.
Bat-Mite : And suddenly, dramatically framed in the doorway, is the Dark Knight himself.
Batman : I don't need a play-by-play.
Mobster #1 : I didn't say anything.
Batman : Drop the money and give yourselves up.
Mobster #1 : [doing so and raising their hands] Okay, Batman. We know when we're licked.
Bat-Mite : Oh, no, no. You're making it too easy. Grab those bags. Rush him.
Mobster #1 : [doing so, trying to fight it] Look, it ain't me doing this.
Batman : I think I believe you.
Mobster #2 : [whacking him] Oh, sorry.
Bat-Mite : Don't apologize! Hit him again. He's Batman! He can take it!
Mobster #1 , Mobster #2 : [raising their hands] We give up!
Bat-Mite : Oh, man. You guys aren't even trying. I need to raise the stakes.
[more mobsters magically appear, as do Tommy guns in their hands]
Bat-Mite : [after Batman fights them off] Sweet! Now try the same trick on these guys.
[the mobsters turn into ninjas, and the guns in Batman's hands turn into katanas]
Bat-Mite : Better move it. Those swords are sharp.
