Burn Notice (TV Series)
Friends Like These (2009)
Jeffrey Donovan: Michael Westen
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Quotes
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Barry : I heard you can attach them to a car battery, spark it up, and get...
Michael Westen : Torture just gets you the fastest lie to make the pain stop.
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Michael Westen : [first lines - narration] In order to prepare for a mission, it's the little things that count. Firepower is great, but an operation is more likely to be saved by a fresh set of batteries than a gun.
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Michael Westen : [narration] Like good poker players, spies know that it's impossible to hide the tells that come with a bloodstream full of adrenaline. If showing fear or concern jeopardizes a mission, you replace it with an emotion that won't.
Michael Westen : [barking at a surprised Fiona] What the hell do you think you're doing? You think this is a tea party? Social hour is OVER!
[clocks her right in the face]
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Michael Westen : [narration] Heists are like parties - the worst part is cleaning up. Someone has to stay behind to get rid of all the evidence. And of course, tidying after a heist calls for methods not suitable for parties.
[massive explosion]
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Michael Westen : Ya know, you could use some time at the gun range, pal.
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Michael Westen : [narration] Nothing hurts worse than losing a friend to bullets, politics, or something personal.
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Michael Westen : Yeah, about that, you should avoid your clients for a while.
Barry : I'm known for my customer service. Don't you think they're going to get a little suspicious if I start dodging their calls?
Sam Axe : Dodge calls now or dodge bullets later.
Barry : Fair enough.
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Michael Westen : I'm sorry we're using your love nest as a holding cell, Sam.
Sam Axe : Well, I just didn't expect to be wearing pants here!
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Michael Westen : Get some pillows we're going to need head bags.
Sam Axe : Head bags? Oh goody.
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Barry : So the cops find a car full of dirty cash, and the people who wanted my ledger get shafted for five million? It's beautiful.
Michael Westen : Sam called Immigration, and Milovan's being deported.
Barry : And Natalie, she just vanished?
Michael Westen : Well, she's smart. She won't be returning anytime soon.
Barry : Well, this clears the tab on all the debts you owe me. Thank you.
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Barry : Someone stole my ledger, Mike. The list of all my clients and the accounts where I protect their money.
Fiona Glenanne : So what, it's like a little black book for money launderers?
Barry : Yeah, only instead of blondes named Chloe, I've got a bunch of angry rich guys who are going to dismember me when they find out it's gone.
Michael Westen : You keep that all written down in one place?
Barry : Yeah, I know, it's part of my sales pitch. You keep data on a computer, it's like open season for hackers and the I.R.S., so I run things old school, you know?