- Conan O'Brien: It's the CoCo show.
- Tom Hanks: CoCo Christopher.
- Conan O'Brien: Stop it.
- Tom Hanks: CoCo Christopher O'Brien.
- Conan O'Brien: If that catches on, I'll sue you.
- Conan O'Brien: [in the Twitter Tracker segment] Y'know, that's a pretty big build-up. The "Tweet of the Week" better be good.
- Twitter Tracker Announcer: Oh, it's not, bro. It's GREAT!
- Conan O'Brien: And that's another thing: Stop calling me "bro".
- Twitter Tracker Announcer: [accompanied by text on screen] Bro's a no no for CoCo?
- Conan O'Brien: And don't call me CoCo!