Monsters University (2013)

Charlie Day: Art

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Quotes 

• [as the Oozmas are watching the Scare Floor at Monsters Inc. in order for Mike to show them what it takes to be Scarers, they soon get caught by the Security Guards with their flashlights] 

  Security Guard : Hey, what are you doing up there?

  Art : [Panicking]  I can't go back to jail!

• Greek Council VP : [Referring to a Purple Glowing Urchin]  Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!

  Art : I wanna touch it!

• Mike Wazowski : Um, h... hello? Fellas?

  [as he and Sulley walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black cloaks] 

  Don : Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?

  Mike Wazowski : [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat]  OW!

  Terry : Do you swear to keep secret.

  Terri : All that you learn here?

  Art : No matter how horrifying?

  Sulley : [Squishy hits Sulley with cricket bat]  Hey!

  Squishy : Will take the scared oath of the...

  [initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights] 

  Don : For crying out loud.

  Ms. Squibbles : Sweetie! Turn the lights on when you're down here. You're going ruin your eyes.

  Squishy : MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!

  Ms. Squibbles : Oh, scary! Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here

  [turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine] 

  Squishy : This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers?

  [Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly] 

  Squishy : No matter what the peril?

  [Laundry machine runs noisily] 

  Squishy : ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS? NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE THE ODDS MAY BE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT! You're in.

• Art : I'm Art.

  Art : [while using a Pose of Meditation]  New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you, and cry with you.

  Art : [Tosses Mike and Sulley a Journal with their names on it that has a Monstrous looking Unicorn on the front]  Hey I thought you'd like to keep a Dream Journal.

• [as Mike and Sulley exit their Oozma Kappa Bedroom at the same time after waking up, they fall over, and Squishy suddenly snaps a photo of them] 

  Squishy : First morning in the house.

  Art : That's going in the Album.

  Don : [Arriving with a Scare Games Letter]  Guys, it's arrived, our first challenge.

  [Mike struggles to pull it off him] 

  Don : Sorry, Tentacles. Kinda Sticky.

  [Mike reads the envelope] 

  Mike Wazowski : Wait a minute. They want us to meet where?